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It’s so indie that my pants magically turned into skinny jeans. Eden Wood can’t remember her friend’s name, thinks Justin Bieber is gross. [Celebitchy] Salma Hayek’s kid almost ruined everything. [Celebslam] Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp signed the word ‘tampon’ instead of ‘appear’. [The Superficial] Tori Praver sneaks a nipple into Marie Claire. (Site NSFW) [...]